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Geschrieben von: Alessandro   
Dienstag, den 11. März 2008 um 12:55 Uhr

Im Installationsverzeichnis gibt es ein Verzeichnis namens gameconfig. In diesem Verzeichnis existieren mehrere Dateien, z.B. diff_easy.cfg, diff_normal.cfg usw. Diese geben die verschiedenen Konfigurationen für die unterschiedlichen Schwierigkeitsgrade an.

Öffnet diese Datei mit einem normalen Editor und sucht den Punkt Player Health/Energy/Suite.

Die Zahl hinter den beiden Einträgen g_suitCloakEnergyDrainAdjuster (Energieverbrauch) und g_suitRecoilEnergyCost (Energieverlust durch Schaden) ersetzt ihr am besten durch eine "0".

Der Nano-Anzug läßt sich auch noch tunen. Die folgenden Werte ebenfalls auf "0" setzen:

g_suitArmorHealthValue

g_playerSuitArmorModeHealthRegenTime

g_playerSuitArmorModeHealthRegenTimeMoving

g_playerSuitHealthRegenTime

g_playerSuitHealthRegenTimeMoving

g_suitSpeedEnergyConsumption

g_playerSuitEnergyRechargeTimeArmor

g_playerSuitEnergyRechargeTimeArmorMoving

g_playerSuitEnergyRechargeTime

Der Wert von g_playerHealthValue ist auch sehr interessant - je größer desto besser. Experimentiert damit, um den für Euch passenden Wert zu finden. (z.B. 100000.0)

Wenn Ihr wirklich unverwundbar sein wollt, dann ergänzt die Datei am Ende mit
g_godMode = 1
und speichert die Datei wieder ab.

Unendlich Munition bekommt man durch das Einfügen der Zeile

i_unlimitedammo = 1
 
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Freitag, den 24. September 2004 um 01:41 Uhr

Cheats:

Drücken Sie [Alt] + [Strg] + [^], um die Konsole zu öffnen. Geben Sie einen der folgenden Cheats ein, und bestätigen Sie mit [Enter].

Haupt-Cheats:
COM_ALLOWCONSOLE 1 Konsole lässt sich mit auch mit [^] öffnen
GOD unverwundbar
NOTARGET unsichtbar gegenüber den meisten Gegnern
NOCLIP durch Wände schweben
GIVE ALL alle Waffen, Munition; Lebensenergie und Rüstung
GIVE HEALTH Lebensenergie auf 100
GIVE ARMOR Rüstung auf 125
SPAWN xyz Objekt xyz erschaffen (s.u.)
MAP xyz in Level xyz springen (s.u.)
Einstellungen:
PM_JUMPHEIGHT x Sprunghöhe auf x (normal: 48) setzen
PM_RUNSPEED x Laufgeschwindigkeit auf x (normal: 220) setzen
PM_STAMINA x Ausdauer auf x (normal: 24) setzen
PM_AIR x Luftvorrat auf x (normal: 1800) setzen
TIMESCALE x Spielgeschwindigkeit auf x (normal: 1) setzen
G_KICKBACK 0 Treffer werfen nicht zurück
G_KICKTIME 0 Treffer verändern Blickwinkel nicht
TOGGLE PM_THIRDPERSON Ich-Perspektive aus/ein
R_GAMMA x Gamma-Wert einstellen (x = 0-3)
R_BRIGHTNESS x Helligkeit einstellen (x = 0-3)
G_SHOWPLAYERSHADOW 0 Schatten des Spieler nicht zeigen
COM_SHOWFPS 1 Frame-Rate anzeigen
BENCHMARK Benchmark berechnen
GFXINFO Graphikkarten-Anzeige
BIND x xyz Cheat xyz auf Taste x legen
QUIT Spiel beenden
Waffen erschaffen:
GIVE ALL alle Waffen mit Munition
GIVE WEAPONS alle Waffen (ohne Munition)
GIVE_WEAPON_FLASHLIGHT Taschenlampe
GIVE WEAPON_CHAINSAW Kettensäge
GIVE WEPON_PISTOL Pistole
GIVE WEAPON_SHOTGUN Schrotflinte
GIVE WEAPON_MACHINEGUN Maschinengewehr
GIVE WEAPON_CHAINGUN Chaingun
GIVE WEAPON_PLASMAGUN Plasma-Gewehr
GIVE WEAPON_HANDGRENADE Handgranate
GIVE WEAPON_ROCKETLAUNCER Raketenwerfer
GIVE WEAPON_BFG BFG
GIVE WEAPON_SOULCUBE Soul Cube
Power-ups erschaffen:
SPAWN POWERUP_MEGAHEALTH Mega-Gesundheit
SPAWN POWERUP_INVISIBILITY Unsichtbarkeit
SPAWN POWERUP_ADRENALINE Adrenalin
Video-Disks erschaffen:
GIVE VIDEO EPD EPD Video
GIVE VIDEO HYDROCON Hydrocon Video
GIVE VIDEO MFS MFS Video
GIVE VIDEO VFG BFG Video
GIVE VIDEO CHAINGUN Chaingun Video
GIVE VIDEO DEMON_MUSEUM Specimen Stasbib Museum
GIVE VIDEO IAN_REPORT Teleportation Experiments
GIVE VIDEO IPN_NEWS IPV News
GIVE VIDEO PLASMAGUN Plasmagun Video
GIVE VIDEO RECYCLING Recycling Video
GIVE VIDEO SOULCUBE Soulcube Video
GIVE VIDEO TABLETS Tablets
PDA-Daten erschaffen:
GIVE PDA ADMIN_BANKS
GIVE PDA ADMIN_DORWEILER
GIVE PDA ADMIN_MOSES
GIVE PDA ADMIN_SIMONS
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS1_BERGER
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS1_KRIETMAN
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS1_LIPSITZ
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS1_SMITH
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS2_CHIN
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS2_CONNORS
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS3_ABRAMS
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS3_LAMIA
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS3_NELSON
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS3_POOTA
GIVE PDA ALPHALABS4_KACZYNSKI
GIVE PDA CAVERNS1_CODY
GIVE PDA COMM1_BLAKE
GIVE PDA COMM1_FINCH
GIVE PDA COMM1_WOLFE
GIVE PDA COMMOUTSIDE_HOLIDAY
GIVE PDA COMMOUTSIDE_RIDGE
GIVE PDA CPU_BATES
GIVE PDA CPU_HASKELL
GIVE PDA CPUBOSS_TOOLOOSE
GIVE PDA DELTA1_MORA
GIVE PDA DELTA1_PRICE
GIVE PDA DELTA2A_CINDERS
GIVE PDA DELTA2A_RALEIGH
GIVE PDA DELTA2A_WILSON
GIVE PDA DELTA2B_BULLMAN
GIVE PDA DELTA2B_ERIKSON
GIVE PDA DELTA2B_MCNEIL
GIVE PDA DELTA2B_STEMMONS
GIVE PDA DELTA3_CERANO
GIVE PDA DELTA3_LEE
GIVE PDA DELTA3_SHULTZ
GIVE PDA DELTA4_GILBERT
GIVE PDA DELTA5_JACKSON
GIVE PDA DELTA5_SWANN
GIVE PDA ENPRO_CHASAR
GIVE PDA ENPRO_HAMMER
GIVE PDA ENPRO_RAAD
GIVE PDA HELL_GARLICK
GIVE PDA HELL_HEBERT
GIVE PDA HELLHOLE_ID
GIVE PDA MARSCITY2_CASEON
GIVE PDA MARSCITY2_DUNCAN
GIVE PDA MARSCITY2_STANTON
GIVE PDA MARSCITY2_TYSON
GIVE PDA MC1_BERNECHE
GIVE PDA MCUNDERGROUND_BASTON
GIVE PDA MCUNDERGROUND_DELAHUE
GIVE PDA MCUNDERGROUND_RYAN
GIVE PDA MCUNDERGROUND_YOUNG
GIVE PDA MONORAIL_CULLEN
GIVE PDA MONORAIL_HARDING
GIVE PDA MONORAIL_HOLLIES
GIVE PDA MONORAIL_ROSS
GIVE PDA RECYCLING1_GARZA
GIVE PDA RECYCLING1_SADOWAYJ
GIVE PDA RECYCLING2_JOHNSON
GIVE PDA RECYCLING2_MOEN
GIVE PDA SITE3_DAVIS
GIVE PDA SITE3_ROGERS
Einrichtungsgegenstände erschaffen:
SPAWN MOVEABLE_BLAPTOP Laptop
SPAWN MOVEABLE_BURGER Burger
SPAWN MOVEABLE_BURGERBOXOPEN Burger-Box, geöffnet
SPAWN MOVEABLE_BURGERBOXCLOSE Burger-Box, geschlossen
SPAWN MOVEABLE_BURNINGBARREL Fass mit explosivem Inhalt - \"Caution\"
SPAWN MOVEABLE_BURNINGTANK Sauerstoff-Flasche
SPAWN MOVEABLE_CANNISTER Kanister
SPAWN MOVEABLE_CARTONBOX1 Karton (auch 2-8 statt 1)
SPAWN MOVEABLE_COKECAN Cola-Dose
SPAWN MOVEABLE_CHAIR1 Stuhl
SPAWN MOVEABLE_CHAIR2 Stuhl
SPAWN MOVEABLE_CHAIR5 Stuhl
SPAWN MOVEABLE_COMPUTER Computer
SPAWN MOVEABLE_EXPLODINGBARREL Fass mit explosivem Inhalt - \"Danger\"
SPAWN MOVEABLE_EXPLODINGTANK Sauerstoff-Flasche
SPAWN MOVEABLE_GIZMO1 Computerkram
SPAWN MOVEABLE_GIZMO2 Computerkram
SPAWN MOVEABLE_GIZMO3 Computerkram
SPAWN MOVEABLE_KTABLE Tisch
SPAWN MOVEABLE_MONITOR Monitor
SPAWN MOVEABLE_PAPERWAD Papierkrümel
SPAWN MOVEABLE_WRENCH Schraubenschlüssel
Menschen erschaffen:
SPAWN CHAR_BETRUGER Betruger
SPAWN CHAR_CAMPBELL Campbell
SPAWN CHAR_CAMPBELL_BFG Campbell mit BFG
SPAWN CHAR_CAMPBELL_BFGCASE Campbell mit BFG-Koffer
SPAWN CHAR_SWANN Swann
SPAWN CHAR_HAZMAT Wissenschaftler im Schutzanzug
SPAWN CHAR_SECURITY_GOGGLES_PISTOL Wache mit Pistole
SPAWN MARSCITY_MARINE_HELMET_P90_WALKING bewaffnete Wache
SPAWN CHAR_SENTRY Sentry Bot
Monster erschaffen:
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_BERNIE Zombie in Feuer
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_BONEY nackter Zombie
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_COMMANDO Commando Zombie
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_COMMANDO_CGUN Chaingun Commando Zombie
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_FAT fetter Zombie
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_FAT2 fetter Zombie 2
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_FAT_WRENCH fetter Zombie mit Schraubenschlüssel
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_LABCOAT Zombie in Laborkleidung
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_JUMPSUIT Zombie in Fallschirmkleidung
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_JUMPSUIT_EATING essender Zombie
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_MAINT Zombie
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_MAINT2 Zombie 2
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_MAINT_BALD kahler Zombie mit gelber Jacke
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_MAINT_NOJAW Zombie ohne Gebiss
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_MAINT_FLASHLIGHT Zombie mit Taschenlampe
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_MAINT_SKINNY kahlköpfiger Zombie
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_MAINT_WRENCH Zombie mit Schraubenschlüssel
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_PIPE Zombie mit Roher
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_SAWYER Zombie mit Kettensäge
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_SKINNY kahlköpfiger Zombie
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_SUIT_BLOODYMOUTH Zombie mit blutigem Maul
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_SUIT_NECKSTUMP Zombie ohne Kopf
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_SUIT_SKINNY kahlköpfiger Zombie
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_TSHIRT_BALD Zombie im T-shirt
SPAWN MONSTER_ZOMBIE_TSHIRT_BLOWN Zombie im braunen T-shirt
SPAWN MONSTER_ZSEC_MACHINEGUN Z-sec-Zombie mit SMG
SPAWN MONSTER_ZSEC_PISTOL Z-sec-Zombie mit pistol
SPAWN MONSTER_ZSEC_SHIELD Z-sec-Zombie mit Schild
SPAWN MONSTER_ZSEC_SHOTGUN Z-sec-Zombie mit Schrotflinte
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_ARCHVILE Arch-Vile demon
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_CHERUB Cherub
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_HELLKNIGHT Hellknight Demon
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_IMP Imp
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_IMP_CRAWLER kriechender Imp
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_IMP_CRAWL_ARMDOOR Imp hinter der Tür
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_MAGGOT Maggot Demon
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_MANCUBUS Mancubus demon
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_PINKY Pinky Demon (Cyber Dog)
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_REVENANT Revenant
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_TICK Tick
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_TRITE Trite Demon
SPAWN MONSTER_DEMON_WRAITH Wraith
SPAWN MONSTER_FLYING_CACODEMON Cacodemon Demon
SPAWN MONSTER_FLYING_LOSTSOUL Lost Soul
SPAWN MONSTER_BOSS_CYBERDEMON Cyberdemon
SPAWN MONSTER_BOSS_GUARDIAN Guardian
SPAWN MONSTER_BOSS_GUARDIAN_SEEKER Guardian\'s Seeker
SPAWN MONSTER_BOSS_MALEDICT_CINEMATIC Maledict
SPAWN MONSTER_BOSS_SABAOTH Sabaoth
SPAWN MONSTER_BOSS_VAGARY Vagary
Körperteile erschaffen:
SPAWN ENV_GIBS_LEFTARM linker Arm
SPAWN ENV_GIBS_LEFTLEG linkes Bein
SPAWN ENV_GIBS_RIGHTARM rechter Arm
SPAWN ENV_GIBS_RIGHTLEG rechtes Bein
SPAWN ENV_GIBS_SPINE Rückgrat
SPAWN ENV_GIBS_TORSO Rumpf

Level-Namen für MAP:

Einzelspiel-Levels:
GAME\\MARS_CITY1 Mars City 1
GAME\\MC_UNDERGROUND Mars City Underground
GAME\\MARS_CITY2 Mars City 2
GAME\\ADMIN Administration
GAME\\ALPHALABS1 Alpha Labs Sector 1
GAME\\ALPHALABS2 Alpha Labs Sector 2
GAME\\ALPHALABS3 Alpha Labs Sector 3
GAME\\ALPHALABS4 Alpha Labs Sector 4
GAME\\ENPRO EnPro Plant
GAME\\COMM1 Communications Transfer
GAME\\COMMOUTSIDE Communications
GAME\\RECYCLING1 Monorail Skybridge
GAME\\RECYCLING2 Recycling Sector 2
GAME\\MONORAIL Monorail
GAME\\DELTA1 Delta Labs Level 1
GAME\\DELTA2A Delta Labs Level 2a
GAME\\DELTA2B Delta Labs Level 2b
GAME\\DELTA3 Delta Labs Level 3
GAME\\DELTA4 Delta Labs Level 4
GAME\\HELL1 Hell
GAME\\DELTA5 Delta Complex
GAME\\CPU Central Processing - Processing Distribution Center
GAME\\CPUBOSS Central Processing - Primary Server Bank
GAME\\SITE3 Site 3
GAME\\CAVERNS1 Caverns Area 1
GAME\\CAVERNS2 Caverns Area 2
GAME\\HELLHOLE Primary Excavation
Deathmatch-Levels:
GAME\\MP\\D3DM1 Tomico Reactor
GAME\\MP\\D3DM2 Delta Lab
GAME\\MP\\D3DM3 Frag Chamber
GAME\\MP\\D3DM4 The Edge 2
GAME\\MP\\D3DM5 Lights Out
Test-Karten:
GAME\\PDAS PDA-Raum
TESTMAPS\\TEST_LOTSAIMPS Lotsaimps
TESTMAPS\\TEST_BOX Box
TESTMAPS\\TEST_BOXSTACK Boxstack

Die Levelnamen rufen Sie zusammen mit dem MAP-Befehl auf, z.B. MAP GAME\\MARS_CITY1.

Die Demo enthält die ersten drei Levels.

Schloss-Kombinationen:

Schloss Code
001: 396
003: 483
009: 752
013: 586
017: 347
023: 531
038: 409
039: 102
047: 123
048: 123
049: 123
054: 246
054b: 142
063: 972
064: 651
078: 364
079: 364
103: 259
104: 579
112: 538
114: 715
116: 972
116b: 624
117: 624
213: 371
215: 298
317: 841
386: 836
387: 836
452: 571
666: 372
669: 468
martianbuddy.com-Spinde: 0508
Waffenlager 1+2: 734
 
GTA Grand Theft Auto - Vice City PDF Drucken E-Mail
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Geschrieben von: Alessandro   
Freitag, den 24. September 2004 um 01:36 Uhr

Cheats, während des Spiels einzugeben:

Beachten Sie, dass sich die Cheats in der Regel nicht rückgängig machen lassen. Vor allem nach dem Eingeben der Passanten-Cheats sollten Sie daher nicht abspeichern, da aggressive Fussgänger den späteren Spielverlauf erschweren.

Spieler-Cheats:
ASPIRINE Lebensenergie auf 100%
PRECIOUSPROTECTION Rüstung auf 100%
THUGSTOOLS alle \"leichten\" Waffen
PROFESSIONALTOOLS alle \"mittleren\" Waffen
NUTTERTOOLS alle \"schweren\" Waffen
YOUWONTTAKEMEALIVE Fahndungslevel erhöhen
LEAVEMEALONE Fahndungslevel löschen
CHASESTAT Medien-Level anzeigen (ab zwei Sternen)
ICANTTAKEITANYMORE Selbstmord begehen
Fahrzeug-Cheats:
PANZER Rhino
TRAVELINSTYLE Bloodring Banger
GETTHEREQUICKLY Bloodring Banger 2
GETTHEREFAST Sabre Turbo
GETTHEREVERYFASTINDEED Hotring Racer
GETTHEREAMAZINGLYFAST Hotring Racer 2
THELASTRIDE Romero\'s Hearse
ROCKANDROLLCAR Love Fists Limousine
RUBBISHCAR Trashmaster
BETTERTHANWALKING Caddie
Verkehrs-Cheats:
BIGBANG alle Fahrzeuge in die Luft jagen
MIAMITRAFFIC aggressiver Verkehr
AHAIRDRESSERSCAR alle Fahrzeuge sind rosa
IWANTITPAINTEDBLACK alle Fahrzeuge sind schwarz
COMEFLYWITHME fliegende Fahrzeuge
GRIPISEVERYTHING perfektes Handling
GREENLIGHT alle Ampeln sind grün
SEAWAYS Fahrzeuge fahren auf dem Wasser
WHEELSAREALLINEED nur Räder sind sichtbar
LOADSOFLITTLETHINGS Sportwagen haben grosse Räder
AIRSHIP Boote können fliegen
Passanten-Cheats:
FANNYMAGNET Frauenheld (man wird von Frauen verfolgt)
FIGHTFIGHTFIGHT Passanten-Aufstand
NOBODYLIKESME Passanten greifen an
OURGODGIVENRIGHTTOBEARARMS Passanten tragen Waffen
CHICKSWITHGUNS weibliche Passanten tragen Waffen
HOPINGIRL Passanten steigen ins Auto
Kleidungs-Cheats:
CERTAINDEATH eine Zigarette rauchen
DEEPFRIEDMARSBARS Tommy wird dicker
PROGRAMMER Tommy bekommt weibliche Arme/Beine
STILLLIKEDRESSINGUP Kleidung wechseln
CHEATSHAVEBEENCRACKED als Ricardo Diaz spielen
LOOKLIKELANCE als Lance Vance spielen
MYSONISALAWYER als Ken Rosenberg spielen
LOOKLIKEHILARY als Hilary King spielen
ROCKANDROLLMAN als Love Fist (Jezz Torent) spielen
WELOVEOURDICK als Love Fist (Dick) spielen
ONEARMEDBANDIT als Phil Cassidy spielen
IDONTHAVETHEMONEYSONNY als Sonny Forelli spielen
FOXYLITTLETHING als Mercedes spielen
Wetter-Cheats:
ALOVELYDAY sonnig
APLEASANTDAY leicht bewölkt
ABITDRIEG dicht bewölkt
CANTSEEATHING Nebel
CATSANDDOGS stürmisch
Geschwindigkeits-Cheats:
LIFEISPASSINGMEBY Uhrzeit beschleunigen
ONSPEED Zeitraffer
BOOOOOORING Zeitlupe
 
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Lemmings 3D

level 1 (build to success) 
level 2 (which exit?): NASTALIK 
level 3 (aliemm`s):PADUASOY 
level 4 (Castle Lemmalot): BRELOQUE 
level 5 (a short cut through the woods):OCHIDORE 
level 6 (Alpine Assault Course):CECROPIA 
level 7 (Land ahoy):KABELJOU 
level 8 (A head above the rest!):DOUMPALM 
level 9 (King Coders Tomb):HABANERA 
level 10 (Across the Network): PARERGON 
 
Leisure Suite Larry VII PDF Drucken E-Mail
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Montag, den 07. Juni 2004 um 19:14 Uhr
Leisure Suit Larry VII Walkthrough This walkthrough was personally made by Catz ( Diese E-Mail-Adresse ist gegen Spambots geschützt! JavaScript muss aktiviert werden, damit sie angezeigt werden kann. ) and he is to be blamed for all mistakes, spelling errors, and all the such. Anyone can download this and put it on their web page, provided I at least get credit for writing the damn thing. This walkthrough is the first one on the net (so far), and only gives you about 987 points, and only finding 29 Where\'s Dildo\'s? The other dildo\'s are there, I just overlooked them. Please excuse errors on this walkthrough, as it was made very quickly. This walkthrough will be revised on a web format, with pictures and diagrams and crap. Any ideas and the such should go to Diese E-Mail-Adresse ist gegen Spambots geschützt! JavaScript muss aktiviert werden, damit sie angezeigt werden kann.

Beginning Tips

I have personally found that turning on "Closed Captioning" by choosing the "Game" menu from the top pull-down menus, and selecting the bottom option, "Closed Captioning", or by pressing Ctrl-T helps a LOT. Typed sentences may contain clues by capitalizing key words, but you don\'t hear any emphasis on the word when the narrator says it.You can\'t die, or become trapped for any reason at all. Therefore, try ANYTHING you like,

 without fear of consequences.

Love for Sail! Is a game of exploration. So don\'t miss anything! Look at each new scene carefully. Click on anything that causes your cursor to highlight. Try all the menu choices. Talk to everyone you see. Take notes. Remember what they say, as it may come in handy later as something to talk about with one of your new friends.Things change during the course of the game. New characters may appear. Keep looking

 around.Think creatively. When you get "stuck", leave and explore other areas. You never know where you might find just what you need. Above all, relax, let your imagination run wild, and have fun!

Complete Walkthrough

La Costa Lotta

In the beginning, you and Shamara are finishing up what you both started in Leisure Suit Larry VI. After a bit, she suggests doing something new. So, she shackles your hands to the headboard with "Sisters of Steel" brand handcuffs. You might think this kinky new fantasy might be nice, but it doesn\'t last long. As soon as you\'re shackled, she takes your wallet and leaves the hotel room, but not without stuffing her cigarette in your mouth first. Of course, you don\'t smoke, so you do the stupidest thing possible: spit out the cigarette on the bed, and catch the bed sheet on fire. The first thing you want to do, is take the Lil\' Hair Weave Kit on the dresser to the right of Larry. Then, take the Vice Grips from the dresser to the left of Larry. Access your inventory, by pressing Ctrl-I, or right clicking anywhere, and choosing "Inventory". Left click once on the Lil\' Hair Weave Kit, and choose "Open". Then, left click on the Vice Grips, and choose "Use" and choose "Needle". This bends the needle for you, in a zig-zag shape, perfect for picking locks. As soon as Larry calms down, and stays still, left click on the handcuffs on his hand, and choose Use. Choose to use the bent needle in the handcuffs. This gets you out of the burning bed, thankfully, but gets you in a dead end, with the fire inching closer to you, unthankfully. The Fire Chief tells you to jump. No problem, right? Only because you\'re on the fortieth floor, that shouldn\'t make any difference. However, there\'s a tiny problem; a glass sliding door. Did I mention the fire heated the frame, so that you can\'t open it, either? Didn\'t think so. Well, looks like you\'re going to have to break it with something. The lamp is too heavy for you to live (20 pounds is waaay too heavy for Larry) and the chair crumbles as you smash it against the door. Guess we\'ll have to try some Larry-force. Left click on the glass sliding door, and choose "Other..." Type in "Break", and you\'ll throw yourself through the glass door, painfully, might I add. You make it to the balcony, which is where you find a small picture of a cruise ship, which you pocket. Then, the moment of truth comes: you have to leap forty floors to your safety, or to your death. Pretty fun, eh? Unfortunately, Larry doesn\'t have a choice, because the force of the explosion pushes him off the balcony. He DOES land on the net, however. And then he proceeds to bounce off numerous things on, and off screen, landing on a nice, soft, cactus. "Leisure Suit Larry, you\'ve just leapt from the 40th floor of a burning building! What are you going to do next?" Take a cruise, of course!

The PMS Bouncy (Boarding the ship and first activities)

Larry arrives at the docks, and meets the beautiful Captain Thygh, and gets slapped within the first two sentences he utters. He boards the ship, and is then given his room keycard by the purser, but of course, there was a problem with his original room, and he\'s been moved to a much BIGGER room. (If you\'ve played previous Leisure Suit Larry games, you know what to expect). Anyway, just look around the main lobby a bit, and soon, an announcement comes on, to anyway wishing to hump the Captain for the next week, they should report to the Lounge. Well, needless to say, you run straight for the Lounge first. After you get the announcement, right click anywhere on the screen, and choose "Map". This gives you a map of the ship, and if you hold your cursor over an area, and the area gets highlighted, you can travel to that area. In the lower right, it shows you a screenshot of the room you\'d enter if you click on that area. Look at the second to the top floor of the ship, and hold your cursor over the red area in the middle of the deck. It shows in the lower right corner, that it is the "Proud Lil\' Seaman Lounge". This is exactly where you want to go. Click on the red area, and you get "magically" transported there. Peter the Purser explains the TMT (Thygh Man Trophy) contest. After he is done talking, feel free to look around, and look at the cannons, or chests. You want to pay special attention to the left row of chests, about 3 chests back. You should see a speck of red and white striped, something. Go ahead and click on it. Welcome to "Where\'s Dildo?", which is a fun game making fun of "Where\'s Waldo?". Just find 32 of these little suckers, and you get something special. 1 down, 31 to go. After you\'re done with that, click on the door at the bottom of the stage, to leave the lounge. This leads you out to a top deck. As you might notice by sight and hearing, in the lower right, you see a flashing "1" picture. This tells you to whip out your "CyberSniff 2000"! Find the number 1 square on your CyberSniff 2000, and scratch it lightly. Then, sniff the number 1 square. Get a big old whiff of sea air. It\'s just like you\'re there. You can examine the many interesting topiaries that the PMS Bouncy has on exhibit. Hidden in the "Where\'s Dildo" topiary, you should she another Where\'s Dildo?. Go ahead and click him. 2 down, 30 to go. Go ahead and move your cursor to the far left, until you get a left arrow icon. Click, and go left. Here, you can see a fire hose case, and you probably see a fat woman pirate, too. (If not, don\'t worry, you\'ll see her soon enough!) Go ahead and click on the fire hose case, and choose "Open". Then, click on the fire hose itself, and take it. If you see the pirate woman, click on her, and choose Talk. Now, you see a menu of options that you can click on, and Larry will discuss that topic with Peggy. Choose "Your Name", and you tell her you can tell where she got her name from, and she returns your friendly ice breakers with a half dozen expletives. After you have chosen all the options, you should have learned a couple things. One, mixing KZ Sexual Lubricant, and Deodorant will cause an explosion. Two, Peggy swears an awful lot. Now, if you like, you can choose "Other.." from the conversation menu, and you get to choose the topic. Type in "Captain" to get a colorful description of Captain Thygh. After you\'ve heard enough, choose Goodbye. Continue on your way left. Now, do you see the sneaky Where\'s Dildo? in this screen? Well, he\'s behind the sheep topiary pot. 3 down, 29 to go. Go ahead and look at the topiary sheep, and take some kumquats. You\'ll be glad you did later. (Although from the particular kumquats you picked, the sheep isn\'t too happy). Now, you see another character in this screen. Go ahead and talk to him. His name is Rod. His job is entertaining the non-existent children on this cruise. And I must say, he\'s doing a bang-up job. Talk to him again, and he\'ll make you a balloon animal. Keep talking, and he\'ll make you a huge range of different balloon animals. (Yeah, right). At this time, bring up your inventory, and let\'s take a look at what we have. You can left click on any item, and look at it, and see what it is. Look at your TMT Card, and you see what competitions you have to participate in. The competitions are: Poop Deck Horseshoes, Craps Tournament, Tail Deck Bowling, LoveMaster 2000, Captain\'s Cook-Off, and Best-Dressed Man. Oh yeah, you\'ll have no problem with this. Sheesh Larry, good luck...you\'re gonna need it.

The LoveMaster 2000 Contest

Get the ship map on screen, and look at the available rooms, until you get to "Library". Go there. By the grandfather clock, is yet another Where\'s Dildo?. 4 down, 28 to go. Feel free to look at all the different books in the bookcases. After you\'re done, go right. Here, you meet Victorian Principles. A submissive librarian with an extreme nymphomaniacal, darker side of her, hidden away. You consider it your job to release that inner beast. Go ahead and talk with her. From the topics, you learn that she dislikes "spicy" literature, but you\'re sure she would love it, if she was just exposed to some. In this conversation, "Other..." as the topic is very important. No matter what you type, she turns around to her computer, and doesn\'t see you for about 10 seconds. Go ahead and take the mucilage in front of the pile of books. That\'s all you can do in here for now, so split. Say goodbye to her, and go south. Now, take a look at the champagne waterfall. Right next to it, is a column, and peeking out of it, is a little Where\'s Dildo?. Go ahead and let him loose. 5 down, 27 to go. Our next stop is the Clothing Optional Pool, so whip out your ship map, and click on the pool. In the changing cabana, you can see people come and go, and there\'s a little Where\'s Dildo? in the bushes toward the left. 6 down, 26 to go. Continue on your way right, and you\'ll be stopped by Dick. Apparantely, you can\'t wear you\'re leisure suit out in the sun, for fear of igniting. You can understand that, so you get a loaner bathing suit. And what a normal looking bathing suit it is. At least you can have a towel to cover it up. When you get past Dick, the CyberSniff 2000 shows a 2. So, grab your sheet, and scratch and sniff number 2. It\'s suntan lotion! Well anyway, this nude woman on a chaise lounge gets sunscreen in her eyes, and asks for a towel, groping blindly in the air. Sure enough, you walk right in the path, and your cover is shot, and your bathing suit shown. How humiliating. Well, anyway, you get in a conversation with this woman, and learn her name is Drew Baringmore. Talk to her on all the options, and learn quite a few things. One, Drew has had her cabin boy lock up her clothes in a place where she can never get them. Two, a Gigantic Erection is a *zensur*tail, that takes an awful long time to prepare. Three, the book you want for Victorian, "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules", is in Drew\'s hands, and she\'s not done with it. Also, on your way out, take a look at "Peoples" magazine to learn about the Juggs. Well, it\'s about time you checked out your new digs, so go ahead and get out your ship map, and choose Cabin 0. The first thing you should notice is the Where\'s Dildo? directly in front of you, behind the bucket. 7 down, 25 to go. The second thing you should notice, is the CyberSniff 2000 flashing the number 6. Take a big ol\' whiff of number 6 on your card, and you should smell a dank pit like smell. Feel free to look around, sleep on the cot. Also, check out the toilet pipe, and unclog it by taking out the can of Silicone Lubricant. Also, on the opposite side of the toilet, is some nice toilet paper. Go ahead and take it. Go back to the clothing optional pool, and go left, to Drew\'s deck. Dick will stop you again, but in a couple sentences, you\'ve got your elephant, and ready for action. Talk to Drew, and ask her about her book again. She\'ll give it to you this time. Great, something to give Victorian! Go on back to the library, and prepare to swap some books. Once you\'ve gotten the talking bar up, choose "Other.." and then type anything you want. This will make Vicki turn around, and type on the computer for 10 seconds. Now, take your time, you can make Vicki turn and type as much as you want, so you have tons of chances to do this. First off, take the book with the yellow cover. It\'s the top book on the stack. Once you have it in your inventory, go in your inventory, and click on it. Choose Remove Jacket. Then, click on the book jacket, and use it with the dirty book. Now you have the dirty book with the Prudish And Proud cover. Exit your inventory, and click the book stack, and use it with the Erotic book with the Prudish cover. Now, you\'re all set. Whip out your map, and go back to your cabin. Now, hiding beside the toilet is another Where\'s Dildo?. Go ahead and click him. 8 down, 24 to go. Now, whip out your map again, and choose the Sexual Prowess competition area. It\'s in the purple rectangle of blocks. Where\'s Dildo? time again! This time he\'s sticking out of the fourth booth. Click him. 9 down, 23 to go. Now, the CyberSniff 2000 also tells you smell a very strong number 7 smell. Take a little sniff, and it smells like fish. Go figure. Next, click on the lips on the left wall, and use your TMT card in the lips/cardreader. Next, watch poor Larry\'s attempt to win. You gotta feel sorry for the guy. On your way out, push the green button beside the fourth booth. After you\'re done in there, take out the map, and take another walk to your cabin. You should notice another Where\'s Dildo? hiding out behind the pipes in the lower left hand corner. 10 down, 22 to go. Vicki should be just about done now, so go ahead and use your map to travel to the library. You should notice a change in music, telling you what to expect up ahead. You\'ll also notice a bigger Where\'s Dildo? on the screen towards the right, behind the pineapple. 11 down, 21 to go. Well, might as well talk to the new, improved Vicki. After you ask about the weather, it\'ll turn her on so much, that she actually has sex with you. (Not having her glasses on made you look a lot better) Well, having absolutely no clothes, you try to make it to your cabin without being noticed. However, an old lady sees you just as you near your room. So much for secrecy. As you get dressed in your room, you should notice that since you\'ve "interacted" with Vicki, there is now a bitmap saved in your LSL7 directory called "vicky.bmp". I suggest you take a look at it. Well, after that experience, you just can\'t wait for more. Get your ship map out, and go to the Library, again. Now, finish your conversation with Victorian. After asking about Sex, Larry challenges Vicki to prove that she\'s the most sexually- competent person on the ship. He tells her to take his scorecard, and beat the LoveMaster 2000. Well, needless to say, she passes with flying colors. You didn\'t win the bet, but you got a record high score on the LoveMaster 2000. One competition down.

The Best Dressed Man Contest

Now that you\'re done with the LoveMaster, onto the Best Dressed Competition. Get out theship map, and choose  the Best Dressed Competition area, in the purple rectangle of blocks. Aww, isn\'t that cute? A Where\'s Dildo? right next to the computer, beside you. Pick him up. 12 down, 20 to go. Now, let\'s see you blow this contest out of the water. Unzip the mannequin\'s fly (Yes, I\'m serious) and discover the cleverly hidden cardreader. Wow, record high score, right? I mean, isn\'t two just a wonderful score? Ok, looks like you need to cheat on this contest as well. Take out your map, and travel to Captain Queeg\'s Ballroom. Since the main doors are open, go on through. Now, besides the nude swimmers at the top, you should notice a Where\'s Dildo? on stage. Go ahead and punch him with the mouse cursor. 13 down, 19 to go. Now, talk to the woman behind the drawing table. You find out she\'s the infamous Jamie Lee Coitus. By talking to her, you learn that Calvin Klone pirated her spring line, and sold it as his. It\'s obvious she needs your help. Click "Other..." and type in leisure suits. All right! Now she\'ll show leisure suits, and then retro will be in again, and you can win the contest! But where will you get a bunch of polyester from? I\'ll tell you where. Pop up your map, and click on the El Replicant Sculpture Garden. Wow. A really big David made of playing cards, and an almost finished Venus de Milo of casino dice. If you look carefully beside David\'s foot, you can see another Where\'s Dildo?. 14 down, 18 to go. You gotta some of these dice as a souvenir. Click on Venus\' foot, and her big toe, and take a couple souvenir dice. Next, go down, and you\'re back in the main room. You should see yet another Where\'s Dildo? beside the giant books at the entrance leading to the library. 15 down, 17 to go. After you\'ve clicked him, move right, back into the Sculpture Garden. The sculptor is gone, and you can climb the ladder of the scaffolding to the Venus O\' Dice. Check out Bob Bitt\'s toolbox. On the top is a very handy screwdriver. Go ahead and pocket it. Go to your map again, and this time, head for the Employees Only area. It\'s close to the Sculpture Garden. On it, you see the many faces of past TMT contest winners, and a big picture of Captain Thygh herself, in a bathing suit. And also, you might notice a big security door with a bunch of testing equipment to gain access to. And of course, there are those lasers in front of you. Well, Larry Laffer was never one to back away from a challenge. Since you can\'t die, just walk right up to the security door, ignoring those large painful weapons that pop out of everywhere as you pass the lasers. Click on the security door, and choose "Other..." and type in "Push". I guess someone left it open just enough for you to get in. Once you get inside, you can see a little Where\'s Dildo? hiding behind one of the chairs to the right. Click him. 16 down, 16 to go. Now, go ahead and check out the counter. There you can take a tube of KZ Sexual Lubricant, beside the coffee maker; and a jackpot preventer jumper wire above the microwave and the shaved dice bowl. Take both of these items, and check out the view of Captain Thygh on the fridge (naked), and the wall (barely clothed), and also check out the lockers on the wall. After you\'ve taken in all the scenery, take out your map, and go to the top of the ship; the bridge. The first thing you see, is a ladder, so you might as well climb it. This takes you up to the sails, take a look at them, and you find out they are made of 100% pure polyester. Now if you could only raise the sails. There\'s gotta be controls in the bridge, right? Climb down the pole, and go into the bridge. Aww, you see another Where\'s Dildo? in there. 17 down, 15 to go. Well, the controls you want to access are there, but there\'s a big killer dog guarding them. Hmm, nothing we can do about him now. Go back outside, and; wait! That control box under the life preserver looks like it could be the controls that we couldn\'t get to inside! Take out your trusty screwdriver, and unscrew the cover. Hmm, the speaker fuse, and the sail fuse. Since there are so many announcements, let\'s rig it up so that the sails raise every time an announcement is made. You are truly a genius, Larry. Take out your jumper wire, and use it on either of the fuses. Things should happen now. Ok, climb back up the ladder, and wait for an announcement. Wow, you actually made it work! All right! Now if you only had something to cut it with. Looks like you need to take a trip to the dining room, Larry. That\'s the most logical place that a knife would be found. Take out the map, and go to The Heaving Ho\'. First you thing you notice is the wonderful ice carving of Captain Thygh, which looks very realistic. Go ahead and lick it. Scanning the room, you also see the door at the far side of the room, with various signs reading "18 and older Only!" "Closed to the Public!" and other various messages. Holding your ear up to the door and listening, you hear that they seem to be having a great time! You want in, but the door is locked. Oh well. As you continue to scan the dining room, you see a nice big bowl of bean dip. You just can\'t resist. Go ahead and eat some. Oopsies! Looks like the dip gave us a problem. Go ahead and click yourself, and find out you have a new option, "Fart". Try it out. Uh oh! CyberSniff 2000 time!! And no matter how much you don\'t want to, scratch number 5 on your card, and take a huge whiff. It\'s like you were just beside Larry. Well, looks like on the buffet table near the middle, at the bottom is your friend, Where\'s Dildo?. Go ahead and kick him off the table. 18 down, 14 to go. Next, you see the meat carver, at the right. Go ahead and talk to him. He\'ll give you a nice serving of s\'Pork, that great stuff. Talk to him again, and you get even more s\'Pork! All right! The good news is, he\'s gone, and you can take whatever you want. And that\'s the last you\'ll ever see of Wang. He never comes back. Well, that strange hanging meat has certainly caught your eye. And one of them is striped! Click on it, and you find out it\'s your good buddy, Where\'s Dildo?. 19 down, 13 to go. Also, that knife is just what you were looking for, so pocket it. And that heat lamp looks nice too, so take the heat bulb. Now, you\'re all ready for the sails again. Using your map, head back to the bridge, and climb the ladder. If the sails aren\'t up, wait for an announcement. When they\'re up, climb on the pole, and use the knife to cut some polyster. And, of course, shortly after there is an announcement, and the sails come down; with you in them. Ironically enough, that\'s the last announcement of the evening, and you spend all night in a sail. Morning comes, and the morning announcement is made, and the sails go up, and you fall down on the bridge. Ouch. Well, at least you have the cloth. Go back to Captain Queeg\'s Ballroom, and talk to Jamie Lee. Use the polyster on her. Well, you end up naked...again. This time you know you can get back to your room unseen. Well, that\'s what you thought, until Peggy showed up. Ech. Well, Larry, Jamie Lee had to leave you something at the Ballroom, right? Go on back. Ah, a note! It tells you to meet Jamie backstage. All right!!! Get on backstage, and prepare yourself. Well, you end up ONstage, but you make the best of it, and start showing off your fashion. Well, I think they loved it, after all, they ripped your suit to shreds. Okay, once again, you stumble back to your room with nothing on, and know you aren\'t going to meet anyone on the way. Instead, you meet a reporter from Inside Edition. Oh well. Now that you\'ve "interacted" with Jamie Lee, a bitmap has been saved in your LSL7 directory, called "jamielee.bmp". I suggest you take a look at it. You won\'t regret it. Well, now that the "Larry" fashion is in, go back to the Best Dressed contest, and take another stab at it. All right, a win! Congrats! Two contests down.

The Craps Tournament

Ok, you feel like gambling now, right? Get out your map, and go to the Pair O\' Dice Casino. What do you see on the blackjack seats below? Why, it\'s Where\'s Dildo?! 20 down, 12 to go. Well, it looks like you can\'t even lose at craps, because the table is too full. But, you did notice how the people reacted to your "problem" with the bean dip. Maybe it\'ll work here. Go back to the dining room, eat some bean dip, and come back to the casino. Then, go ahead and fart. Sure, it\'s socially unacceptable, but now the craps table is empty! Talk to the "Croupier", and get a feel for his attitude. Then, go ahead, and play. And lose, too. Hmm, it looks like those souvenir dice with the glue would help right now. Nuts! Looks like Jacques won\'t let you use those dice. Use the souvenir dice with the toilet paper, to get the new, improved completely illegal, but Jacques doesn\'t know, dice. Now that you got your shaved dice, nothing can stop you. Bet again, and once Jacques gives you the casino dice, use your shaved dice on the table instead. Once you start winning, a woman named Dewmi Moore (Nice name, eh?) takes notice of you, and offers you a game of Strip Liar\'s Dice. You accept, of course, (The game has the word "strip" in it) and you go to her cabin. The rules are relatively easy, you can view them by clicking on "How to Play". It takes a lot of saving, and restoring, but you\'ll win. The first few times you win, she pays for new dice by paying up some money, but after she runs out of money, things start getting interesting. After your fifth win, she starts taking off clothes. First to go are the shoes, then her blouse, then her skirt, and then she buys a die from the excess money she made off the skirt. After that, she takes off an earring, and then the other earring. Then, off the excess money she made off both earrings, she buys another die. After that, things start getting serious. She then takes off her panties, but after that, she doesn\'t buy any more die, she waits until all her die are gone, so you have to win 5 more times. Then, she starts taking off her bra, when she offers you a drink to loosen up. You decline at first, but then accept. And just as she\'s taking off her bra, you slip into this deep dream like phycadelic sex-oriented state of mind, with 60\'s music playing in the background. She\'s drugged ya! Well, you wake up naked, in her pool, and once again have to walk to your room. Once again, someone sees you, this time a nun. Egads! Once you\'re dressed, I suggest you save your game, load up a picture viewer, and view "dewmi.bmp" in your LSL7 directory. It\'ll be worth the time and effort. And then, you get the announcement that you won the craps tournament. Good job! Three contests down.

Poop Deck Horseshoes

After your encounter with Dewmi, go back to her room using your map. On the table near the left wall, you see what she drugged you with: Orgasmic Powder! Well, no big deal. Now to win that Cook Off. First stop, go back to the Promenade Deck, and talk to Peggy. Talk to her about a Cabin Boy, and then the break room. And if you looked at the lockers, and tried to open them, then tell her about the lockers, and she\'ll give you the locker to look in. If not, go back and try to open the lockers. Go back to the lockers, and open the second one from the left, on the bottom row. Then, go back to Peggy and ask her the combonation. She tells you the combo, 38-24-36. Go back to the lockers and punch it in. And you get smashed by the locker bay. Go in, and talk to Xqwzts, and talk to him about the dirty pictures. Then ask how he did it, and finally buy the pictures from him. Next, get out of Xqwzts\'s room. Then, go to the main room, with the waterfall of champagne a.k.a. Das Grande Atriumo. Talk to Peter the Purser about everything. Then, use the white courtesy phone on the column next to the main desk. Call pranks. Then, walk away from the phone, and look at the roofs above you. On the second one, is your good pal and mine, Where\'s Dildo? Get him. 21 down, 11 to go. Then, go back to the Promenade Deck, and ask Peggy about Xqwzts. You find out that Xqwzts wants a passport very badly. Go to the purser again, and ask him about obtaining your passport. You find out you need a Photo I.D. Well, we got our dirty pictures, we got mucilage, and we got a keycard. Put the mucilage on the dirty pictures, and paste them on the keycard. Bingo! Our Photo I.D. Show it to the Purser to get your passport, and then go back to Xqwzts. Show him the passport, and he runs off with it. But, he leaves his custodial key. Go ahead and take it. You\'ve just gained access to three new areas. Now, let\'s take a look at the credits, to thank the wonderful people who made this game. Go to the pull down menus at the top, choose Help, and choose About... Wow!! Look!! It\'s Where\'s Dildo?! 22 down, 10 to go. Now, go ahead and thank each member of the Larry team. After you\'re done, get out your map and go to the Ballroom. Read the note that Jamie Lee left you. Oh well, Larry. Things will get better. Now, let\'s go to your room again. Try to flush your toilet, and learn it\'s out of water. No problem! Hook up your fire hose to the water pipe behind the staircase, and flush the toilet again. There we go! Now, head on over to the Poop Deck. Talk to those large-breasted woman in the hot tub. So these are the Juggs we read about. From talking to them, you\'ll learn that by mixing Spandex, Silicone Lubricant, and heat, you get a nice little chemical reaction that\'ll provide some neat effects with the Juggs. Maybe you should try that out? Now, go on to the Proud Lil\' Seaman Lounge, and head southeast. You\'ll run into a bar. Talk to the bartender, and order some Lime Juice. While he\'s making it, check out the Where\'s Dildo? near the west side of the window. 23 down, 9 to go. After he\'s done with your lime juice, order a Gigantic Erection, like Drew did. He\'ll tell you it\'ll take a while. Now, when he\'s gone, exit the bar, and go into the room to the left of the bar window. This is the Juggs\' dressing room. Hmm, your silicone lubricant looks a lot like the deodorant on their dressing table. Make a swap. And now you have KZ Lubricant, and Deodorant, you can make a nice little show. And can you see the little Where\'s Dildo? behind those hay stacks? 24 down, 8 to go. Also, you can check out their Karaoke system as well. Don\'t forget to push the red button next to the records on your way out! Leave the dressing room, and notice that the lighting system has come down! Take a look at the lamp, take out the current bulb, and replace it with the heat lamp bulb. That should do it! Now, order another Gigantic Erection, go back in the dressing room, and hit the button again to raise the lighting trusses. And one of the times you go in the dressing room, if you\'re lucky, you just might see the Juggs in there. And believe me, it\'s something you want to see. Leave, and go anywhere, and prompty return to the lounge. You should see the Juggs performance, and I must say, it\'s pretty damn good. You get to even take part in it! After you\'re wonderful experience, you once again leave for your room exposed. And a bunch of Japanese photographers are there to greet you. At this point, open juggs.bmp in your LSL7 directory. You\'ll be glad you did! Once again, leave for the Lounge, and go up on stage via the new stairway to the right. Grab those chase lights on stage, and head left. Grab the remote on the switchboard, and play with Mr. Karaoke, if you like. Once you\'ve gotten everything, get your map out, and go to the horseshoes competition. Do you see Where\'s Dildo? to the right of the champagne waterfall on the opposite court? 25 down, 7 to go. Now, take your TMT Scorecard, and shove it up the Centaur\'s ass. No, I\'m not joking. You get some spiffy horseshoes. Now play, and lose. Then, take out your card from the horse\'s ass, and go to the Sculpture Garden. Climb the ladder of the Venus O\' Dice, and wrap the Battery Powered Chase Lights on the spike. That oughtta fix your losing streak at horseshoes, as soon as you turn on the belt. That spike is the horseshoe spike from the above deck, if you hadn\'t noticed. Head back to the horseshoe area, stuff your card in the cardreader in the horse, and turn on the remote. Now, play some horseshoes and win! Take your keycard, and listen to the wonderful announcement of you winning yet another competition. Four contests down.

Tail Deck Bowling

Ok, go to the bowling competition, and let\'s see how well you do at this. Well, look what\'s hiding behind that little rhino butt! It\'s Where\'s Dildo?! 26 down, 6 to go. Insert your TMT scorecard in between the walrus teeth, and get your bowling ball. Now, play, and...lose. Oh well. Go back to the Employees Only lounge, and go into Xqwzts\'s room. Now, using your screwdriver, open up the vent, and crawl in. Ah, looks like you\'re behind the door of that locked room in the dining room! Aha! Well, just jump right in! Click on yourself (you\'re near the right wall, kinda at the top), and click Undress. Well, that was certainly interesting. Again, you trudge to your room naked, and Peter gets ya this time. Eep! While you walk down the stairs, you notice the woman in black at the Dessert Eating, is sitting on your bed. You both get into a discussion, and the Larry and the woman completely misunderstand one another. She gives him a "sample" of what to expect, and also drops her hanky. Once you get dressed, pick up the hankie, and go to the dining room, and go up, into the dessert eating room. Take a look around, sniff the CyberSniff 2000, and take a look at the chair in the lower left corner of the table. You smell the same perfume that you had smelled previously on that woman in black, and you find a life insurance policy under the chair. Now to find out who this woman is. Take a look at the policy, read it, and find out who she is. Now, go to Peter Purser, and ask him about her. Hmm, no luck. Go to the white courtesy phone, and call Boning a couple times. Once you\'ve called him twice, talk to Peter again, and ask him about your account. When he\'s gone, look at his phone, and push the red LND button to find out Annette Boning\'s cabin number. Now, to pay her a visit. Go to her cabin, and open the door. Now, you\'re in the dark with a bed, and a person in the bed who appears to be Annette. Hop in! Well, you learn a whole lot of crap, including you were "boning" Mr. Boning! Yipes! A whole lot of mass miscommunication happens between Annette and Larry, and he winds up naked going to his room again. This time he couldn\'t care less if someone saw him, but then a little girl and her mommy come. Eek, again! Once you get dressed, take a look at annette.bmp, it\'s pretty good! Well, you don\'t give up easy, so head back to the Boning cabin, ring the doorbell, and talk to Mrs. Boning. Well, Ms. now. Give her the life insurance, and she\'ll give ya half a billion dollars in stock. But you wanted to get laid! Oh well, now at least you can win the bowling competition. How, might you ask? Simple. Whip out Mr. Ship Map, and choose to go to the Aft Hold. Use the custodial key in the handle. So this is where they make bowling pins, eh? I bet you could win the contest using that cool little deodorant-on-the-KZ-jelly-things-go-boom trick. Open up the bowling pin hopper that\'s right next to you, and spray your deodorant on the pins. Now, go in your inventory, and put the KZ jelly on the hanky you got from Annette. Go back to the bowling alleys, and insert your keycard in the walrus teeth, take your ball, and use it with the treated hanky. Now, bowl, and win! All right, that was quite a show! And now you\'ve won the bowling. 5 contests down.

Captain\'s Cook Off

Get out your map, and travel to the kitchen. Can you see Where\'s Dildo? in the meats? 27 down, 5 to go. Go ahead and take the fish in newspaper on the center table, and the pot and salt on the southwest table. Also, use the CaviarMaster 2000 on the west table. Then, read the magazine you just got. It tells you a neat little recipe you can make yourself. All you need is beaver milk, lime juice, salt, mold, and kumquats. You have 3 out of 5 things, the others shouldn\'t be that hard to get. Using your map, go to the Lower Aft Hold, and use the key in the door. Now, click on any beaver, and choose Other, and type in milk. What a show! And now you have beaver milk! Next, travel to the Forward Hold. Use the key in the handle, and check out the Where\'s Dildo? hidden behind some luggage to your left. 28 down, 4 to go. Now, all you need is mold. Go to the Captain\'s Quarters, and take a look at the scoreboard. Sheesh, you\'re close! Only one more contest to go. Knock on the Captain\'s room, and you get a little taste of what it\'s like to be a TMT winner. Go on back to the Optional Clothing Pool, and look at the bush to the right. Do I see a little Where\'s Dildo?? 29 down, 3 to go. Now, go back and talk to Drew, and get her to go to your cabin. After she tells you that she has no clothes, and her suitcase is locked up, go into the Forward Hold, and Drew\'s suitcase will be thrown at you. Get the suitcase, and travel back to Drew. Tell her about the suitcase, and she\'ll go to your cabin. However, she takes a shower, and never comes out. But there\'s something you can do to get her to come out. Flush the toilet, and listen to her screams. Well, it didn\'t work out as you expected, you thought she could take a little joke. Now, you might wanna check out drew.bmp, you\'ll like it. Leave your cabin, and come back, and mold should have grown in the safety shower. Take some. Now, travel to the kitchen, and use the milk with the CyberCheese 2000. Now, you\'ve got some Beaver cheese. Use the kumquats with the cheese, and you\'ll whip up some quiche. But it still won\'t win the taste contest. I know! Put some of that orgasmic powder on it. That oughtta get a reaction out of those judges. Go to the Cook-Off, and give them your quiche. And, of course, you win. All contests are done! Congratulate yourself, Larry.

Captain Thygh, One on One

Finally, you win the contest! Some good luck, for a change. Go up to the Captain\'s Quarters, and politely knock on the door. Uh oh. Out comes last week\'s winner, who gives you a warning not to enter. To hell with him, you\'ve gotten this far, right? As you enter the door, you see a wonderful land, with green grass and blue skies. You, of course, sensing the opera music, get dressed for the occasion, and after only one fall in the water, race up the stairs to meet the wonderful Captain Thygh. How you wish she was as taken with you as you are with her. However, she turns her head in disgust, and it crushes you. (Kind of). But, as I said before, you  never give up! After a short conversation with the captain, you learn that she\'s always wanted to operate a huge crude oil tanker. Well, don\'t you have those stocks? Go on and give them to her, and happily watch the epilogue. Congratulations on a job well done, Larry. Don\'t forget to look at thygh.bmp!

 

Items List

Name of Item Place Gotten How used

Lil\' Hair Weave Kit Shamara\'s Room To open and get needle

Vice Grips Shamara\'s Room To bend needle

Needle Lil\' Hair Weave Kit To bend

Bent Needle Lil\' Hair Weave Kit To unlock handcuffs

Your Cabin Keycard Peter the Purser To unlock your cabin; to serve as photo i.d.

Ship\'s Map Peter the Purser To navigate the ship

TMT Scorecard Proud Lil\' Seaman Lounge To keep track of events; scoring

Firehose Promenade Deck In your cabin to hook up toilet and water pipe

Kumquats Fo\'c\'s\'le Used in quiche recipe

Mucilage Library Used to paste photo to keycard

Silicone Lubricant Your Cabin To replace with deodorant in the Juggs dressing room

Toilet Paper Your Cabin To shave the souvenir dice

"The Erotic...Hercules" Clothing Optional Pool Used to make Victorian loose

"Prudish..." Sans Jacket Anywhere No use

"Prudish..." Book Jacket Anywhere Used on "Erotic..." and given to Victorian

Souvenir Dice Sculpture Garden To get shaved and win at craps

Screwdriver Sculpture Garden To unscrew the cover to the PA system and sails, and also to unscrew the grate in Xqwzts\'s room

KZ Sexual Lubricant Employee Lounge To be wiped on the bowling ball with hanky to win Bowling contest

Jumper Wire Employee Lounge Used on PA system and sail controls outside Bridge

Carving Knife The Heaving Ho\' Used to cut polyester from the ship\'s sails

Heat Lamp Bulb The Heaving Ho\' Used on the lighting trusses to make the Juggs "overheat"

Polyser Cloth Above the Bridge Used on Jamie Lee Coitus to win Best Dressed Contest

Orgasmic Powder Cabin 510 (Dewmi\'s Room) Used on quiche to win Cook-Off

Dirty Pictures Xqwzts\'s Room Used with mucilage and keycard to make photo i.d.

Sticky Dirty Pictures Anywhere Used on keycard to make photo i.d.

Photo I.D. Anywhere Used with Peter the Purser to gain Passport

Passport Peter the Purser Given to Xqwzts

Custodial Key Xqwzts\'s Room Used to open the ship holds

Magazine Page Kitchen Used to get quiche recipe

Pot Kitchen Used to hold beaver milk

Salt Kitchen Used in quiche recipe

Venezuelan Beaver Milk Lower Aft Hold Used in quiche recipe

Lime Juice Lounge Used in quiche recipe

Deodorant Spray The Juggs Dress Room Used on bowling pins in Aft Hold

Chase Lights Lounge Used on spike in Sculpture Garden

Remote Control Proud Lil\' Seaman Lounge Used to turn on Chase Lights, and magnetize horseshoe stake

Woman\'s Handkerchief Your Room after Annette Used to apply KZ jelly to bowling ball to win Bowling

Life Insurance Policy Dessert Tasting Room Given to Annette to get stocks

Stock Certificate Owner\'s Suite (Annette) Given to Captain Thygh to get laid

Treated Handkerchief Anywhere Used to put on bowling ball to win Bowling Contest

Mold Your Room (Drew) Used in quiche recipe
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